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Friday, 21 March 2014

Murder of English

Murder of English:

1. Pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin.
2. Both of you stand together.
3. Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I am inside.
4. Will you hang the calendar or else I will hang myself.
5.  I have 2 daughters both are girls.
6.  Give me a blue pen of any color.
7.  The principal is revolving in the corridor.
8.  All of you stand in a straight circle.
9.  Open the window let the AirForce come in.

jokes

A child very innocently asked mother:  Mom would you leave your Purse full of money with our maid for sometime?
Mom:  Of course not!!! Sweetheart. I dont trust her at all.
Child: Then why do you leave me with the Maid.....